Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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