If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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