no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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