Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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