Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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