summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You're a waste of cheezeits
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
