So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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