I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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