You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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