I like to think it a success when the cops are called
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Damn victory sex feels great
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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