You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We were destined to go to rehab together
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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