Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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