He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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