Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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