Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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