On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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