Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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