SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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