Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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