stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i've created a new STD.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
