And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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