Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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