The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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