my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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