pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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