I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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