Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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