we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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