I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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