Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Found your dick twin last night
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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