jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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