If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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