Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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