So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
