I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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