i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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