This girl is more easily done than said...
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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