Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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