Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he thought i was a dude.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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