Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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