Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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