Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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