Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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