let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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