Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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