So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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