do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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