it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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