Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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