Actions speak louder than pants.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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