If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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