well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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