So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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