you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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