I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
