how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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