So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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