Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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